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MADONNA HOUSE PRESENTS OUR IMAGINARY BAZAAR

“Imagine the cookies, delightfully good
And the cute little bunnies, carved out of wood.
Admire the stitching on the beautiful quilt.
The details on the dollhouse, so expertly built.
Envision the tables so decoratively set,
You’ve attended the bazaar with a bit of regret.
It all sounds so nice, but it’s time better spent.
Imagine instead that a check was just sent.
Would you like a morning you can stay late in bed?
           Do that with our bazaar, cause it’s just in our head

 You're invited to our "Imaginary Bazaar". 
Everything about this bazaar is imaginary except the earnest need for money.
All you need to do is fill in the blanks and enclose the amount you have "spent" at our Bazaar.
 Estimated cost of gas to and from Bazaar                              $_______
Money for crafts NOT made & donated                                 $_______
Money NOT spent to make & bring cookies, or cake             $_______                              
Money for Quilt NOT bought                                                 $_______
Money for food and coffee NOT eaten                                  $_______
Money NOT spent at gift booth and games                            $_______
Thank you money for feet NOT sore                                                 $_______
Money NOT spent for babysitters                                          $_______
Special thank you offering for getting to sleep                                   $_______                                         
in this morning
GRAND TOTAL                                                                       $_______
Give the gift that keeps on giving – Madonna House endowment fund.